Saturday, November 19, 2011

ôô Can you write a little story that includes 6 of these song titles?

Come on, folks...You MUST know by now this is not homework.





1. I Heard It Through The Grapevine


2. Ain't No Mountain


3. Signed, Sealed, Delivered


4. Mercy, Mercy, Mercy


5. Summertime's Callin' Me


6. Twist %26amp; Shout


7. Dream, Dream, Dream


8. I Can See Clearly Now


9. Suspicious Minds


10. Shake, Rattle and Roll

ôô Can you write a little story that includes 6 of these song titles?
It was a dark and stormy night, and all I wanted to do was (7) Dream, Dream, Dream. But there would be no sleep tonight. (8) I can see clearly now what I should have done when my friends with their (9) suspicious minds dropped by and told me that my girl friend was seeing someone else. (4) Mercy, mercy, mercy!! If only I had trusted her as I should have. But my friend John, who is usually trustworthy told me (1) “I heard it through the grapevine and I believe it.” So that’s how I wound up in that alley ready to (10) shake, rattle, and roll with the guy I thought she was cheating on me with. We went at it for quite a while, and then the police showed up. Well, I guess I hurt that poor guy pretty bad. Now my fate is (3) signed, sealed, and delivered as I start serving my time tomorrow. (Could not resist the time worn opening line..it was a dark and stormy night LOL..the weather has been that way for days here.)





By the way Sunshine, what are you doing to your face...a disquise?)
Reply:"Mercy, Mercy, Mercy" I heard the blind man scream as he bumped, yet again into a building as he walked down the main street of the village where he resided. "There ain't no mountain I can't climb, but I'll be damned if I can navigate this town," he said to no one in particular.


Then he started to hum an old tune to himself, I think it may have been twist %26amp; shout, or maybe I heard it through the grapevine as he tottered off through the door of the local restaurant, which specialized in winter dishes ~ it had the ironic name of 'Summertime's callin' me.' The manager was known as a witty man.


The blind man, now inside the restaurant, took off his dark tinted glasses %26amp; polished the lenses furiously with the corner of his jacket, spun around 3 times, knocking little Joe (a dwarvish waiter they employed) to the ground with a thump.


"It's a miracle, it's a miracle," the blind man yelled...."I can see clearly now. All these years, I wasn't blind after all, my glasses just need cleaning." Whereby he sat down on the nearest stool %26amp; ordered a hearty dish of beef casserole %26amp; ate it with great gusto.


The End.


Ciao!
Reply:Can you write your own homework?


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