Please write a story that includes 6 of your favorite song titles?

A Gunsmoke Farce





"Thank You Girl"





"DILLON!!!!! I (1) Ain't Goin' Down Till The Sun Comes Up!!"


Famous outlaw Maxwell Mallone shouted at our hero, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon from behind a huge boulder.


"I can (2)Wait!!!" replied Matt in his usual non-excitable manner.


(3) "You Better Run For Your Life, Dillon!! When I shoot, I don't miss!!"


" Well you haven't hit us yet, you scumbag!!" Festus had a half-grin on his face as he yelled.


Another shot rang out. Festus fell to the ground.


"Matthew....(4) Maxwell's Silver Hammer done plugged me good!!!"


Matt rolled him over and used his body for cover.


Festus stared incredulously at his old friend.


"You mean to tell me I ain't worth nothin' to you 'cept somethin' to hide your sorry *** behind?!"


Matt fired off two more shots and then answered...."Yup."


"Why.....You ain't nothin' but a (5) Hound dog!!" He would have said more but the next bullet caught him in the head.


"Dang it!! My gun misfired, again!!! Sorry Festus!!" Matt looked fondly on his scraggly friend and then ran for better cover behind an old oak tree.


"Owwwww.....Don't leave me, Matthew!! Where're you goin'?"


" Behind that (6) Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown), pardner!!!"





For two more hours the gunfire rang out. It was reminiscent of (7) The Battle of New Orleans.......Except no one was British, they were no where near the Mississippi and there wasn't an alligator in sight!!! But hey!!!! There were alot of bullets flying!!


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"(8) I'm So Tired........MAXWELL !!! Do you give up?!" Matt wanted to go home to his girlfriend Sunshine. "Ahhhhh, (9)


Girl.......(10)%26amp; (11) I Want You So Bad. ( "I Want You So Bad" and "So Bad" are two different songs.)


There was (12) No Reply. Just.......(13) The Sounds of Silence.


And THEN!!!!!!


The cocking of a pistol....."Don't move, lawman."


Matt froze.


Maxwell was juuuuuuuuuuust about to end the illustrious career of U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon when out of the blue ............


SUNSHINE TO THE RESCUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Matt: " It's my (14) Wild Honey Pie !! (15) Oh! Darling !!!!"


Sunshine gave him a wink.......(16) "Yes It Is ,sweetheart!!"


Maxwell tried to grab Sunshine.


(17)"Keep Your Hands Off My Baby, mister!!!!" Matt socked him a good one.


(18)"Why is it you are (19) Always saving ME?!! It's suppose to be the other way around."


Sunshine blew a few bubbles with her gum and shrugged her shoulders.....(20) "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da , MattBaby."


Matt started laughing......(21)"Thank You Girl. Let's get (22) Back In The Saddle Again."


"And head home to our nice cozy bed?!" said Sunshine ,excitedly.


Matt held her in his arms and hugged her tightly.........."Ahhhhhhh, (23)Baby Love......(24) Don't Ever Change."





And Matt and his Sunshine rode off in the sunset and lived happily ever after.





( Maxwell and Festus were left for the buzzards.)





Sunshine took one last look over her shoulder......She cleared her throat. Matt waited for what was sure to be thought-provoking words from his girlfriend.


"Matt?"


"Yes, my darling one?"


"Would you please (25) Lend Me Your Comb . My hair is a fright."





CAST OF CHARACTERS:





Maxwell... http://www.flickr.com/photos/rojojam/203...


Festus...... http://www.flickr.com/photos/sobreiro/17...


Matt and his Sunshine...... http://www.flickr.com/photos/86013963@N0...

Please write a story that includes 6 of your favorite song titles?
Thank you, Kayboff. I had sooooo much fun writing this. Thank you for the opportunity to have a blast!! Report Abuse

Reply:standing by the river


in the shelter of his arms


god saves old sinners like me


the old rugged cross


hold fast to the right


he washed my eyes with tears
Reply:Out of complete boredom, I threw a vase at my husband and he yelled at me, " YOU WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHING?!"





I told him, "BEAT IT!" and take your stupid parrot "BILLIE JEAN" with ya' too! I hollered back.





My husband slowly came up to me and said, "Babe, I don't wanna leave. You're my "P.Y.T".





I shunned him and said "You're not the same. Take a good look at yourself. Talk to "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR" and find your inner self.





He gently kissed me and told me that he was the only one who could bring out the inner "THRILLER" in me; and he was right.





He's proved his point and I told him he could stay ;-)
Reply:Whoa, The Party's Over and I Can't Buy Me Love, so I'd better Let It Be! Let It Be! I shall have to accept that I am - Alone Again Naturally! All I'm hearing these days is - Let's Get Physical, physical, as I'm dancing with dinosaurs to the sounds of Crocodile Rock, where I'm hoping it's The Last Dance or I break my foot! Xanadu, where are you?
Reply:WAIT FOR MEEE! I just saw this today! i need time to tink....brb...





Hey There Delilah we are Better Together, as we are Waitin on the World to Change – How Bizzare! Just Gimme Three Steps, cuz Gravity is tryin to bring me down…





hehe.. i cut to da chase, ya tink?
Reply:Isn't this not even technically a question? And if this is homework, then shouldnt it use your favorite song titles? I mean I'd gladly do it with my own songs if I listened to music, but I don't, and would it really be right to do your whole assignment for you anyway? I mean, thats against community guidelines, im fairly certain. But either way, this doesnt sound very hard, why cant you do this yourself? I'm really seriously considering reporting this question, but I'm not sure if its a hw assignment or if youre just trying to start up a fun set of stories (which im pretty sure is against the guidelines either way, but the second case is much less objectable than the first).

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