What are the weirdest song titles you have ever heard?

I think some song titles are pretty simple but I have heard a few crazy ones and want to know some more really long ones or just plain weird ones.

What are the weirdest song titles you have ever heard?
Hi Wayne M. Song Title is" IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFIL BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME " recorded by " THE BELLEMY BROTHERS"
Reply:It was a one eyed one horned flyin purple people eater.
Reply:Roger Miller's "My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died."





And that is not a typo. LOL.
Reply:im my own grandpa
Reply:goodbye earl
Reply:she thinks my tractors sexy
Reply:Hips Don't Lie Shakira


Dani Californa
Reply:American Idiot
Reply:Macarena
Reply:-"Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight "


-"Bread and butter".


- "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"


- " A boy named Sue"


- " Do Wah Diddy "


- "Flip Flop %26amp; Fly"


- "cock-a-doodle-do"


- "Good Morning Judge"


- " Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop"


-"Tick Tock"


- :"Baboom"


-" Hillbillies from Outerspace"


- " Jack,You're dead"


- "Rocket 88"


-"Trickle-Trickle"


- "Who threw the whiskey in the well"
Reply:sexyback by justin timberlake





stick to what you did best justin-- ballads!!
Reply:Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life





How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?





I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling





Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
Reply:"Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask" - Frank Zappa





"Singring And The Glass Guitar (An Electrified Fairytale)" - Utopia





"Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague" - Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention





"The Donkey-Headed Adversary Of Humanity Opens The Discussion" - Sleepytime Gorilla Museum





"Neon Meat Dream Of A Octafish" - Captain Beefheart





"Desert Search For Techno Allah And The Phlegmatics" - Mr. Bungle
Reply:Panic! at the disco has the longest and very imaginative song titles.
Reply:Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Off Her Clothes - P!ATD
Reply:my humps, i hate that song!